Sweatpants in Mineral Wash "Ash"

I was listening to Marie Kondo’s Joy of Tidying book the other day, and I’m generally on board with what she says. But she talked A TON of shit about sweatpants. And how if you wear sweatpants you’ll basically be a worse person. She’s wrong. Sweatpants make you better. These sweatpants are the best. Transitive property = these sweatpants make you your best self.

Tell your friends you love them always. But don’t forget about yourself, you need love too; pop a bottle of mineral water, light something, and settle into the most comfortable sweatpants you’ve ever worn.

Appreciate you and your time so much; take care.

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