Size Charts

8:26AM 11/14/20

Hey! So, I'm launching this site on 11/14/20, and I just worked through the night to get it to where it's at (and no, it's not done. plenty more to do, but it's in a decent spot.) And none of the sizing charts from my old site transferred over to the original items. So I'm going to put them all in here, and get them all uploaded individually very soon. Very sorry for the inconvenience. If you have any questions at all about sizing, please e-mail me at or if it's time sensitive you can text me at 917-655-6288. Unless it's clearly not, everything is Unisex. As a general rule on these items, if you normally wear a women's medium and want it to fit the same way, size down. If you want it oversized, stick with your normal size.

Appreciate you big time!


Crewneck Sweatshirts that include a shmedium option:

Hoodies that include a shmedium option:

Joggers that include a shmedium option:

Shorts that include a shmedium option:

Womxn's King Cake Loungers:

Crystal Hot Sauce Joggers:

Crystal Hot Sauce Hoodies:


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