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Hand-Built Mechanical Watches · Portland, Oregon

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$660 Japanese · $950 Swiss · Ships in 3 to 4 weeks

Where it came from

It started as a watch for James Murphy.

LCD Soundsystem has been my favorite band for about fifteen years. This August they played Edgefield, about twenty minutes from our shop, so I built James Murphy a watch with a dial cut from real iron meteorite. I called it the Disco Infiltrator, after the song, 3D printed a disco ball big enough to hold it, and handed it to his crew at the show.

When that watch was done it was so good I couldn't stand giving away the only one, so I built myself one almost like it. That's the Disco-Baller.

Every dial is a different slice of meteorite, etched so the pattern that formed while it cooled over millions of years comes through. No two are alike.

  • NH35 (Japanese)$660
  • Sellita SW200-1 (Swiss)$950
  • 40mm or 36mm, Presidential bracelet
  • Pre-order, ships in 3 to 4 weeks. Free shipping and a two-year warranty.
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Hand-Built Mechanical Watches · Portland, Oregon

A stranger in line
asks what's
on your wrist

A small team in Portland builds these mechanical watches by hand — colorful ones, the kind that make people ask about them. Then we regulate, box, and ship them free.

Sapphire crystalAutomatic movementsTwo-year warranty
The SubMeloner dive watch on a slate background

Now on the bench

SubMeloner

Pink & Green Dive Watch

From $445

A small team, not a factory.

Every watch we sell is built by hand by our small Portland team, and we stand behind every one of them.

Built by hand in Oregon
Every watch is assembled by hand by our small Portland team. Not a factory line.
Real people, not a ticket queue
Questions before or after you buy reach the team directly. We answer them ourselves.
Two-year warranty
If something's off with the movement, dial, or hands, we'll make it right. You have our word.

The Colorful Ones

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A Mr. Eatwell watch photographed in daylight

Portland, Oregon

Our Story
Craftsmanship & Quality

All watches are designed and assembled in our Portland, Oregon studio. We use the highest quality parts we can find (while still keeping your price as low as possible) from Switzerland, Japan, Vietnam, and China.

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The Process

Built With Intention

  1. 01

    Design

    Every model is designed to stand out, not just blend in. Whether it's a summer-ready watermelon diver or a skeletonized dress piece with attitude — the design is the starting point.

  2. 02

    Source

    NH35 and NH34 movements from Japan. Sellita SW200 from Switzerland. Sapphire crystals. Ceramic bezels. 904L stainless steel bracelets. Real materials, no shortcuts.

  3. 03

    Build

    Each watch is carefully assembled, tested, and packed by hand in our Southeast Portland studio. When you order a watch, we make it for you.

  4. 04

    Ship

    Every watch is assembled here and checked by hand before it goes out. 2-year warranty included.

Your Watch, Your Way

When you order a watch, we make it for you.

Configure Your Timepiece

  1. 01

    Choose Your Model

  2. 02

    Pick Your Size

  3. 03

    Select Movement

  4. 04

    Choose Your Bracelet

  5. 05

    Built to Order

What owners say

Straight from the reviews

5.0 out of 5

Sub melon

This is a dope watch, phenomenal build quality. Very tasteful watch!
Vincent · SubMeloner · Aug 28, 2026
5.0 out of 5

Conversation Starter!

I've been a big fan of Mr. Eatwell for quite some time and have most of his pieces, but the one that gets the most attention and praise from friends and stranger is my Carpal DM!! What an attention grabber with its beautiful dial and case. I always want to wear it at the expense of all the others I have.....it's a great problem to have.
Dennis · Carpal DM · Aug 28, 2026
5.0 out of 5

Gorgeous!

I grabbed the 43mm SubMeloner. What a great watch and a beautiful design all around. Size: I have an 8.5” wrist and extended the glide lock on the oyster bracelet to its maximum which allows about a finger of space between it and my wrist. If you have a larger wrist, it would be wise to measure before ordering. If you are below 8.5”, order with confidence. (I could not make the 21mm rubber strap work for me.) Shipping: I expected the watch and the shipping to take quite a while, but was pleasantly surprised by how quick it was at my door. The pink box that it shipped in was beat to hell, but the team did a great job of packing it and shipping the watch in a fantastic case. It arrived in perfect condition. Great watch for a great value. All of the little details around the watch make it feel even more special. I have already made a couple outreaches to Matt through Instagram and the website form to inquire about a custom design for my next one, but haven’t heard back yet. Guessing many of you are already lined up with orders and he and the team might be overwhelmed. I wouldn’t hesitate to buy another.
Chris Henderson · SubMeloner · Aug 27, 2026
5.0 out of 5

Fantastic skeleton watch

First skeleton watch and could be more happy! Second watch from Mr. Eat well and won’t be the last
Mike · Carpal DM · Aug 26, 2026
1.0 out of 5

Still waiting

Been over a month and I’m still waiting on the video I paid for. Matt ghosted the first 4 messages I sent, then finally replied saying he only had to do a couple edits and was “going through it” Felt bad so I backed off for 2 weeks but after seeing him post story after story on Instagram, I had enough. If you’ve got time to make reels and stories, you got time to finish edits and send videos your customers PAID for. Still waiting on a reply, video and or refund. Buyer beware.
William · SubMeloner · Aug 23, 2026
5.0 out of 5

Thrilled With First Purchase

Couldn't be happier with this on both look and quality. Definitely will be a repeat customer!
William · SubMeloner · Aug 21, 2026

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