Heather wanted to make something that you "hussies" (her words, not mine) could lounge around and feel the breeze in. The heat is serious out here, at least in New Orleans and Atlanta. And if the news is real, a shit ton of other places too. Also, I've had a ridiculous amount of people ask me to make shorts like this, so here they are!

These are the softest shorts I’ve ever felt. No bullshit.. no exaggeration.. they really are. If you have softer shorts, or know about softer shorts, please tell me what they are and/or send them to me so that I can wear them and steal their formula and make even softer shorts than these are.

TECHNICAL DETAILS
  • 6.5 oz., 60/40 cotton/polyester fleece
  • Stone and enzyme-washed for soft, vintage feel
  • 3/8" natural drawcord
  • Side pockets and finished hem
  • Front pockets
  • Finished hems

10% of profits from each sale goes to the cause of the month.

Miss Eatwell Logo Shorts

Regular price $50.00
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inches
cm
Size Waist Hips
S (0-2) 25.5 - 26.5 33 - 35.5
SHM (4-6) 26.5 - 29 35.5 - 37.5
M (8-10) 29 - 31.5 37.5 - 39.5
L (12-14) 31.5 - 34.5 39.5 - 41.5
XL (16) 34.5 - 38.5 44 - 46
XXL (18) 38.5 - 42.5 46 - 49

1. WAIST: For measuring the waist first button the pants up. Next spread the pants flat on the surface, and remove any fullness and wrinkles from it.

2. FRONT RISE: With the pants buttoned up, spread the pants on the floor or table; next remove all wrinkles, and measure this region by starting from crotch seam spot to the spot of the waistband.

3. HIP: Measure across the hip area, this is in most cases 1 1/2 inches below the zipper.

4. THIGH: Starting at the crotch seam and ending 1–2 inches below the hip area.

5. LENGTH: With the pants buttoned up, spread the pants on a table, floor or any other flat surface, with outseams on both corners. After removing all wrinkles and any fullness, measure the length from the top of the waistband.

6. KNEE: Next remove any wrinkles and fullness if present. Measure across the knee area.

7. INSEAM: Having the pants buttoned up, spread the pants on a surface flat. Now measure the inseam gap from the crotch, at the spot where the front and back seams meet, exactly where, depends on the length you desire ultimately.

8. LEG OPENING: Now in the last step follow the same pattern as the previous steps, which is spread the pants on a flat surface e.g. table or floor. After removing any fullness or wrinkles, start measurement beginning from one side of the leg opening to the other side of the leg opening.

inches
cm
Size Waist Hips
S (0-2) 25.5 - 26.5 33 - 35.5
SHM (4-6) 26.5 - 29 35.5 - 37.5
M (8-10) 29 - 31.5 37.5 - 39.5
L (12-14) 31.5 - 34.5 39.5 - 41.5
XL (16) 34.5 - 38.5 44 - 46
XXL (18) 38.5 - 42.5 46 - 49

1. WAIST: For measuring the waist first button the pants up. Next spread the pants flat on the surface, and remove any fullness and wrinkles from it.

2. FRONT RISE: With the pants buttoned up, spread the pants on the floor or table; next remove all wrinkles, and measure this region by starting from crotch seam spot to the spot of the waistband.

3. HIP: Measure across the hip area, this is in most cases 1 1/2 inches below the zipper.

4. THIGH: Starting at the crotch seam and ending 1–2 inches below the hip area.

5. LENGTH: With the pants buttoned up, spread the pants on a table, floor or any other flat surface, with outseams on both corners. After removing all wrinkles and any fullness, measure the length from the top of the waistband.

6. KNEE: Next remove any wrinkles and fullness if present. Measure across the knee area.

7. INSEAM: Having the pants buttoned up, spread the pants on a surface flat. Now measure the inseam gap from the crotch, at the spot where the front and back seams meet, exactly where, depends on the length you desire ultimately.

8. LEG OPENING: Now in the last step follow the same pattern as the previous steps, which is spread the pants on a flat surface e.g. table or floor. After removing any fullness or wrinkles, start measurement beginning from one side of the leg opening to the other side of the leg opening.

Sweatpants
inches
cm
s shmedium m l xl xxl 3X 4X
waist 26 - 28 28 - 31 31 - 33 33 - 35 35 - 38 38 - 42 42 - 46 46 - 50
outseam 38 40 41 41.5 42.5 43 43.5 44
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Miss Eatwell Logo Shorts
Miss Eatwell Logo Shorts
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Heather wanted to make something that you "hussies" (her words, not mine) could lounge around and feel the breeze in. The heat is serious out here, at least in New Orleans and Atlanta. And if the news is real, a shit ton of other places too. Also, I've had a ridiculous amount of people ask me to make shorts like this, so here they are!

These are the softest shorts I’ve ever felt. No bullshit.. no exaggeration.. they really are. If you have softer shorts, or know about softer shorts, please tell me what they are and/or send them to me so that I can wear them and steal their formula and make even softer shorts than these are.

TECHNICAL DETAILS
  • 6.5 oz., 60/40 cotton/polyester fleece
  • Stone and enzyme-washed for soft, vintage feel
  • 3/8" natural drawcord
  • Side pockets and finished hem
  • Front pockets
  • Finished hems

10% of profits from each sale goes to the cause of the month.

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Alyssa Vaysman (Baltimore, US)
Super soft and comfy

Love the shorts! They are so soft and comfy- one thing to note they are much shorter than the photos make them seem.

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Kaitie B (Birmingham, US)

Like everything on Mr. Eatwell, I love these shorts! They are so comfortable and shipping was very quick!

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Molly W (San Francisco, US)
Cute and comfy!

Super cute shorts made from such comfy material!

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Rachel Klein (Spring, US)
Cozy to the max

I bought the shorts because in the description he mentions they are very soft. He’s not lying. They are very soft. Also they make your booty look good. Just buy them.

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Bianca Pizzo
You need these

These are the softest, highest quality shorts that I would absolutely say are typical Mr Eatwell goods . My new cozy staples - thanks Matt ! - loyal fan

We appreciate your kind words!

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