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Hi! Steak is one of my all time favorite foods. There's just nothing that compares. Frankly, I understand why people have some ethical and environmental concerns about beef, I truly do. So I don't eat too much of it, because I get it ya know? But I FUCKING LOVE IT lol.

So I cooked it, shot pics of it, and put it on clothes. These are those clothes. I hope you love wearing (or gifting) these clothes even half as much as I loved eating this juicy buttery ribeye. My mouth is watering, I'm gonna stop typing and go eat meat. K bye!

 

PLEASE NOTE: The pigment-dyeing process gives each garment unique character. Please allow for color variation in production and washing.

10% of profits from each sale goes to the cause of the month.

Steak Pant

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Hi! Steak is one of my all time favorite foods. There's just nothing that compares. Frankly, I understand why people have some ethical and environmental concerns about beef, I truly do. So I don't eat too much of it, because I get it ya know? But I FUCKING LOVE IT lol.

So I cooked it, shot pics of it, and put it on clothes. These are those clothes. I hope you love wearing (or gifting) these clothes even half as much as I loved eating this juicy buttery ribeye. My mouth is watering, I'm gonna stop typing and go eat meat. K bye!

 

PLEASE NOTE: The pigment-dyeing process gives each garment unique character. Please allow for color variation in production and washing.

10% of profits from each sale goes to the cause of the month.

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Cyndy
Amazing STEAK 🥩 Pants 👖

Love love love these steak pants. Super cozy fit and awesome design and back pocket.

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Molly Breidenbach

Steak Pant

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