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IYKYK. The Martinisuit has been the most requested suit, and it's the one we've made the least of over the years. So, we made some tweaks to modernize it and this fan favorite is back for you to slosh around in the olive juice with.

The fit is back to the OG Parmsuit., ensuring your comfort. The material is mineral-washed, maintaining its weight and featuring a cozy French terry interior, guaranteeing the quality you expect from us.

NOTE ON ETA: You are getting early access to this pre-sale because you are in the top 1% of my customer base. These suits will take 6-8 weeks to produce from when I close the actual pre-sale. Heather's out of town right now, so that pre-sale might not get launched until she gets back around 5/10.

I value your support; it really means the fucking world to me. And, I know that instant gratification feels good, but sometimes it's even better when it's delayed. Regardless, as a Mr. E VIP, I am going to have your order shipped directly from the factory as soon as it's finished. You'll get your suit 1-2 weeks before everyone who pre-orders during the General Public pre-sale. I'll also throw in a cool gift; I just haven't figured out what yet. Open to suggestions!

TECHNICAL DETAILS

  • 9oz Mineral-Washed Cotton French Terry 
  • Internal Welted Kangaroo Pocket 
  • Ring-spun cotton
  • 100% cotton 30 singles face yarn
  • 2.5" Ribbing 

Miss Eatwell Dirty Martinisuit Midweight Sweatpants

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IYKYK. The Martinisuit has been the most requested suit, and it's the one we've made the least of over the years. So, we made some tweaks to modernize it and this fan favorite is back for you to slosh around in the olive juice with.

The fit is back to the OG Parmsuit., ensuring your comfort. The material is mineral-washed, maintaining its weight and featuring a cozy French terry interior, guaranteeing the quality you expect from us.

NOTE ON ETA: You are getting early access to this pre-sale because you are in the top 1% of my customer base. These suits will take 6-8 weeks to produce from when I close the actual pre-sale. Heather's out of town right now, so that pre-sale might not get launched until she gets back around 5/10.

I value your support; it really means the fucking world to me. And, I know that instant gratification feels good, but sometimes it's even better when it's delayed. Regardless, as a Mr. E VIP, I am going to have your order shipped directly from the factory as soon as it's finished. You'll get your suit 1-2 weeks before everyone who pre-orders during the General Public pre-sale. I'll also throw in a cool gift; I just haven't figured out what yet. Open to suggestions!

TECHNICAL DETAILS

  • 9oz Mineral-Washed Cotton French Terry 
  • Internal Welted Kangaroo Pocket 
  • Ring-spun cotton
  • 100% cotton 30 singles face yarn
  • 2.5" Ribbing 

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